The Six Senseless Drivers

6 Senseless Drivers

You’ve seen them on the freeway, in the parking lot, and occasionally, in your lane. They love to be out on the road, when they should be at home taking an online traffic school course. These 6 senseless drivers may think they’re above the law, but if they don’t change their habits, sooner or later they’ll end up under a bus, or wrapped around a tree.

The Beauty Queen

The Beauty

The Beauty Queen is a master of multi-tasking. She can put on her makeup,drive, and shorten the lifespan of everyone on the road—all at the same time.





The Parking Hog

The Parking

This pesky parker thinks outside the box, or outside the parking space, at least. He’s a true artist who can’t be bothered by trivial constraints like “the law,” or “lines,” or “basic consideration of his fellow drivers.”





The Spontaneous Merger

The Spontaneous

By neglecting his blinker, the Spontaneous Merger truly becomes a
master of illusion. One moment he appears to be a competent driver… the next he’s suddenly in your lane!





The Butt Head

The Butt

Some say The Butt Head tosses out the remains of his cigarette because he doesn’t want trash in his car. But if that were true, he’d have kicked himself out long ago.





The Mystery Braker

The Mystery

Stop? Go? It’s all a mystery when you’re stuck behind this spontaneous braker!





The Slow

To most people, the Slow Poke is an inconsiderate driver who makes the commute miserable for everybody. But in his own mind, he’s the pace car of his very own parade!